The Real Housewives of SLC: Episode 2 Recap

From the recap of episode one: "A good Mormon doesn't have sex" but I'm sitting here scratching my head, then how did they have all those kids?! 

We return to the party at Jen's chalet still. Jen is venting to her hair stylist and saying, "that's like looking at a baby with cancer and saying the baby smells like it has cancer," and she is so mad at Mary disrespecting her family. You guys, this is over the top, even for a reality show. I'm sorry, but I'm with Heather that it's absurd, and I dunno why we are still talking about it, but Jen does make a comment about Mary's loofa dress, which I cannot stop laughing about. And then Mary walks in with her loofa dress (it's designer though guys...) But also, her loofa dress isn't the best part, the black fingerless gloves on her left hand are my favorite for sure. No, wait a minute, it's the WHITE OPAQUE tights she's wearing under her loofa dress. But more importantly, do we think Jen and Meredith coordinated their bright pink outfits? Back to the fight with Mary and Jen, they just hug it out. B-O-R-I-N-G. Where's the fighting?! 

Then we witness Whitney coming to thank Lisa for her donated tequila for her vow renewal, but then tells Lisa about how the bartenders she sent that made a huge hot mess and were drinking on the job, and we get a flashback to Whitney cleaning up the "brand new house" and yelling about the bartenders who dropped glass everywhere. Her party turned into a nightmare, but it must not have been the stripper pole that made her party went crazy.  HAHA.  Still laughing about that one. 

It's the day after the party now and Jen's got a bunch of assistants helping her clean up the "small party" before her hubs gets home, cuz he has no clue she just threw a wedding of a party for her friend (we think). 

Girls' Trip!!!  Lisa is telling her husband she will be going on a girls ski trip, and she's not sure what that means with Whitney cuz of their conversation at the end of the party.  Lisa told Whitney she might have heard about her being a swinger.... So now Lisa is complaining to her husband about the situation with Whitney, and it is the best editing ever.  Basically a slow montage of her complaining to him, and she's still talking, and he's still listening.  I imagine this is what life is like for every husband who is listening to their wife complain. It kinda goes into this repeat DJ shuffling type of thing and she makes sure to say she doesn't really wanna talk about it but goes on and on and on. Then her husband, who has just been the amazing supportive husband that he is, asks if he should be listening or giving feedback and she says, "No, I just wanna talk" and then she says they're fine, they're good. Which begs the question why she just went on this super long tirade to her husband about it if they're fine. "Done," he says, lol. Oh man, the supporting actors are great so far. 

Powder Ski Shop - this is really close to my house and finally it's fun to see some SLC spots near my hood. Heather is getting fitted for ski boots, and says, "if you live here and don't ski, it's really just a tragedy," and she may be right. Those who don't ski might find it offensive, but I learned to ski in Utah, on the powder, when I was 31. So, it's possible guys! Whitney and Heather go on to talk about the party, Whitney is butt hurt that Lisa pretended to not know her from before. Ugh, who cares. Get over it girls. Some people have better memories than others. Whitney then asks Heather, "why did you invite Lisa?" (to the girls ski trip, but isn't the answer because they're on a reality show together?!) Insert random expected and incorrect Mormon commentary here. 

 They always seem to manage to get it in and include photos from their childhood lol. Whitney thinks that Lisa thinks she might be a swinger, which is normal in Utah (what?!). Then, she goes on to talk about the polygamists. PS. I'm obsessed with the fundamentalists, but they never talk about them. Can we talk abbout them instead? Apparently, the polygamists would use a can telephone system to warn each other when the police came. LOL. Okay Whitney, whatever you say crazy girl. She goes on to talk about how perfect she was as a Mormon girl, and she chose the 3 week history tour over the trip to Maui, I guess she came back from the trip, messed around with her boyfriend, and had some beer. NOt sure where she go the "perfect" from, but sounds pretty not perfect to me hahaha. Maybe she should have gone to Maui instead, anyway this made her question her entire faith because she didn't feel bad. Sounds like she never had a testimony to start with, but.... let's focus on how I'm still waiting for more snapshots of places I recognize. So far, nothing too interesting. 

Whitney's at home creating some culinary creations of grilled cheese (it doesn't look very good though) for her kids, who should be off their phones, but she does this apathetic admitting phones are bad but doesn't really make him come off of it.  "Your brain is going to be mush," she tells her son, and he agrees, but continues to stay on his phone.  Forehead slam.  Good parenting guys.  Whitney's dad comes to visit in a gorgeous camo sherpa sweatshirt and his crazy jet black hair that I can't decide - is it real or not? Her dad is her best friend, but he's been on painkillers for ten years so it's really damaged their relationship. He is supposedly a prior self made millionaire from hair products, which I can't decide if it's ironic or the reason he has this super black hair.  He does have a wonderful head of hair though, and I'm sure my hubs would be quite jealous and buy his products if it means a full head of hair like his! He seems kind of uncomfortable in this reality gig though, kind of like a bad actor. He's going to go to Church with Whitney and Mary.  

Finally, City Creek - oh wait, nope, that was just a quick snapshot.  Meredith and husband are now at some bar called The Handle, which looks like it's got some yummy salads.  Now it's Meredith's turn, and I love the young photos of her and her husband from the 90s. They're having dinner and talking about the elephant in the room, about how they're separated and him wondering who she's told. I'm actually wondering what my own husband and I will look like in 20 years and if we'll look like these folks. I think their faces are frozen, but will I want lip injections?  Hmmm.  Okay, now Meredith's husband is talking about how transparent he is and how he'd let her look at his phone and she doesn't want to. You wanna know something funny? My husband and I look at each other's phone ALL the time. HAHAHA.  Then we get a snippet of them having an interview and he's hoping she isn't dating anyone yet, and she just stares.... DUN DUN DUNNNN (she totally is, I'm calling it). Also, they both look so much better in the interview than they do at dinner. Good makeup crew for the interviews!  

Ski Trip time! I wish I looked that cute when I go skiing. These girls look like ski bunnies for sure! I can't decide if I like Mary's hat and Fendi ski goggles or Lisa's pink fur cover up. Mary says that Chanel don't give you wedgies, time to go get some chanel undies! LOL. Jen's head to toe leopard ski outfit is likely the best. Some of the girls are amazing at skiing, and then there's Lisa, Mary, and Jen, who cannot do much. I might be better than them, hahaha. Jen is my favorite though, because she talks about how she took a lesson the other day, and we see the flashback of her skating through her home with her heels making an obstacle course. But the slopes are kind boring, so watching them eat dinner and chat is going to be way more interesting. 

Whitney's talking about how her dad and her are going to Mary's church to check it out. Lisa talks about how when she became an LDS person, she felt like it improved her life. Lisa gets points for saying, "that's cultural, not gospel" as Whitney complains about feeling judged. Utah is all about the cultural issues with LDS stuff, but then Whitney talks about how she feels judged by Lisa (maybe because in a flashback, Lisa said her style is all Utah... hahaha, umm which it is, you are blonde and look like a good old LDS girl). Whitney goes on to talk about how she felt threatened during the conversation at the party, the one where she approached her to complain about her bartenders, never mind that Lisa gifted a ton of free alcohol and wasn't even invited to the vow renewal lol. I am totally loving Lisa and wondering what the heck is wrong with Whitney now. She is so annoying. I am liking Lisa more. Lisa is not judgmental, she is just honest and talking about things she heard, she doesn't care enough to judge her (OUCH!!!) so maybe I love Lisa. she doesn't take anyone's BS. Meanwhile, Meredith is looking uncomfortable that this confrontation has happened during dinner with a bunch of people around. Meredith keeps drinking while watching everyone. 

Lisa goes on about how her intent is always love and kindness but what other people think is something she can't control (so true). Uh oh - now Heather goes on to reveal stuff Lisa told Jen and Jen looks a tiny bit uncomfortable too. Then we get a lesson on text code - two thumbs up is a "F you" what?!??! I use two thumbs all the time. Shoot. This conversation is really hard to stomach. I think I'm going to have to stop here because Lisa is apologizing to everyone for making them feel bad, and oh man, this isn't even fun drama. I can't stand drama where the girls just make themselves a victim and feel so hurt because of other people. Ugh, get over it. It's obviously not Lisa's problem, and if they don't want to be her friend, they don't have to be. I'm not sure if I can continue this guys... this is so bad. Good, it's over now.  Woohoo!  

The Real Housewives of SLC: Episode 1 Recap and Thoughts from a Latter-day Saint (ME!)

OMGoodness!  Squealing with excitement that the first episode of the Real Housewives of SLC just aired.  I haven't followed the other reality series closely, only the first ever one when it first aired because I was still living in Los Angeles at the time and it just peaked my interest.  It was a crap show like all reality series, but it was also the kind of wreck you couldn't look away from.  Why are we as human beings so keen on other people's crap shows?! 

Well, I had to comment as a good Latter-day Saint myself.  Mostly because it was such a huge decision for me to join the Church, because I am not someone who was raised in the Church, and because of the controversy of how they portray they Church, I wanted to be the voice of reason and critique.   Plus, some of my LDS friends are so disgusted by the show, my recap will serve as a quick summary read and then they can refute all the nonsense when their friends ask if SLC is really like that?  

Of course it's not!  It's a reality show mean to peak your interests.  It's fake, so much of it is fake.  Not just the boobs, eyelashes, and lips which stand out above all the rest, but even the fights and stuff.  One of my good friends interned at MTV back when Laguna Beach was still on air, and I know firsthand that they had to "retape" a lot of the fight scenes, and the producers would prompt animosity between the characters with questions and lead the drama any which way.  

Okay - onto the recap! 

First, as an active Latter-day Saint, I find it hilarious that everyone in the show is using the term, "Mormon" which our Prophet and President of the Church has recently made a huge fuss over us no longer using that phrase to reference ourselves.  Weird especially considering I was part of the initial "I Am a Mormon" campaign back in 2010, but it was revelation to him, probably because Heavenly Father knew that people were going to try and take advantage of the curiosity around our religion.  There's not much to be curious about, we have a great website, the missionaries are dying to meet you and teach you, but what you won't know unless you're an active member is we always now refer to ourselves as Latter-day Saints.  It's almost an inside joke in a way to those who have left the Church and still refer to themselves as former or ex-Mormons.  It's a trigger word too, because once you say it, everyone knows you ain't one.  LOL 

Okay moving on...  first up is JEN SHAH, but umm... Jen's Shah's Chalet?  What's a chalet?  I must be too basic because I had no clue.  But here's our first assumed former "Mormon," and she is a riot!  Definitely hands down my favorite character!  What sass and crazy this one is!  She is Tongan and Hawaiian and married to one of the assistant coaches at the U. She is extra.  Definitely super extra, and trying to have cringe worthy parental talks with her two sons about sexting.  You are welcome to look away during this portion.  She even has her own assistant, a dude, and they drive the wrong way all over downtown SLC because video editing.  This girl loves her beauty updates, in fact she  makes weekly visits to her friend, HEATHER GAY, who owns Beauty Lab and is another former "Mormon" who married a super rich "Mormon" who was basically "Mormon royalty."  Ummm.. no.  If there's any Mormon royalty, his name is Mitt Romney or Rachel Parcell.  If you're LDS, then you know what I'm talking about.  Anyone else, and this nobody, is exactly that.  A nobody.   Also, she owns a beauty lab and talks really awfully about her "Mormon clientele" trying to seek perfection.  I'm thinking this won't be so good for business after the show airs.... 

Heather is not the first to bad mouth the Church.  She has to right?  Pretty sure that was part of the gig when they decided who would be in the show.  Apparently she didn't get the memo that a lot of active Latter-day Saints get divorced. It's not against the religion Heather.  It's maybe discouraged, okay, but dude I know tons of great people who are divorced AND Latter-day Saints, what are the odds?  I even know people who have remarried.  BLENDED families?  What the what. Shocking right?  Oh wait, it's a reality show trying to taint the religion that so many people are curious about.  Totally expected. But she also talks about how Elder Holland said to Be Therefore Perfect - Eventually - just kidding, but she knocks on how we all believe we can be perfect, so we keep getting beauty stuff done lol.  Ummm.. not quite, but here's the talk in case you are curious why we believe we can be therefore perfect (hint: its' a scripture, but there's more!) 

Oh but let's not forget Jen also tells us how she changed religion (so casually also because you know, it's like picking what you wear) when her husband told her that blacks weren't allowed in the "Mormon church" until the 70s.  First, that's not true.  Ask any good latter-day Saint who is black, or check in with SistasinZion, what they didn't have was the Priesthood which some might argue is basically the same thing, but this also was the black men, and it was during a time when the world was trying to figure things out and I don't fault the Church for their decisions, just like I don't fault the US for not letting Asians own land or marry other races back in the day, but times have changed and so has the Church, and that's all great history but folks, let's talk about the fact that she was raised in the Church and didn't have a clue about this until she got married.  Was she getting botox during Sunday School?  Cuz I joined the Church at 28, and you better bet I did my due diligence to understand every controversial opinion and doctrine of the Church.  But not Jen Shah, she might have been too preoccupied party planning cuz homegirl can plan a kick butt party for herself - I mean, for her friend. 

Moving on again, to meet more characters.  LISA BARLOW who is a feminist in every right, also another former "Mormon," who owns an alcohol company with her husband (I wish I could tell you if it's good, but I'm out of the loop now), but also, refuses to cook, so they do takeout for pretty much every meal.  But she couldn't do a better takeout than Taco Bell?  Taco Bell in a porsche.  Too bad it wasn't a Tesla though.  At least she redeemed her SLC-ness with some Crumbl cookies in the nice pink box, but I don't know whether to envy her never cooking or feel sad that she is eating Taco Bell enough that it's being filmed.  I find Del Taco a little bit more high class but you'll only find me there on Tuesdays, if that.  Maybe that scene was filmed on a Tuesday, because if so - I have much more respect for Lisa now, but I doubt she's trying to save money with her dining out choices.  

Then we meet another girl, MEREDITH MARKS, who is basically Lisa Barlow's twin except she's not "Mormon" and she has little drama except this subtle hint of a troubled marriage because her husband expresses on air that he's not getting any.  Ouch.  Methinks the producers are setting us up for a storyline!  (slow golf clap). Reminds me of the awkward time a partner at work said something along those lines when he was drunk and all us associates chuckled awkwardly and tried to slip away. SO awkward. Meredith Marks, supposedly a really famous person with jewelry that a ton of celebrities wear.  They named dropped some but I was more focused on her awesome son who hands down has the best make-up on the show.  And, what a sweetheart!  Helping his dad who can't manage to make it home for his wife's birthday, spread all these amazing red roses everywhere and light candles (I hope he blew it out before they left for the party of the year). He is hands down the best looking person on the show, but it might be a close tie with WHITNEY ROSE who appears to have not entered botox just yet.  More on that later.  Apparently Meredith is the in to all those who want to party at Sundance.  I think that's how everyone became her friend. 

Okay, so then we meet Whitney Rose, who is also cousins with Heather Gay, and she is renewing her vows with her slightly older husband (they stress this in the show, I didn't notice to be honest, they make a cute couple) because it was a super scandalous relationship when it started because it was an office romance where they both cheated on their spouses!  Kinda gross but kind intriguing, but more hilarious to me is when she states she can't believe it took her friends and family ten years to come around to the fact that she had a sordid affair with her older boss and left her husband for him.  That's the kind of foundation that family and friends usually support and get behind you with, no matter what, so of course she's right.  Why didn't anyone believe her?  Why did it take ten years for them to finally realize this relationship was for real?  It better be for real, because they just renewed their vows to make sure of that!  But they are seriously such a cute couple.  His face when she rides on the pole during the afterparty (yes, I just said that) is so cute and supportive.  Of course they're still together!  She makes sure you know that she has won because they are indeed still together.  Oh and we get a short snippet of her dad, who has THE blackest wig or hair I have ever seen.  I think it's a wig, but it's potentially even more black than my own hair which is all natural and mind you I have gotten random compliments from my older white male optometrist about it in SLC (weird? or is it.....).  The previews indicate we will be seeing more of him later, and I can't wait! 

Then we meet our last, but not least character, MARY COSBY, who is married to her step grandfather!  Then everyone has to make side comments about how that is weird, even for Utah.  LOL.  I'm not originally from Utah so I can appreciate the snarkiness but that's not just weird for Utah, that's weird period.  But it's okay, she had to do it in order to inherit the kingdom and wealth that is some Pentecostal Church that is definitely killing it in Salt Lake because homegirl is dressed to the nines!  She will tell you about all her brand names, there's so many, I don't even know what designer she is in, but it is wonderful and amazing and I love her for it all!  Also, in one scene her black sparkly beret catches the light just right the entire time she is talking.  Asians love bling, so I love it! She's also effortlessly blunt and cannot figure out she needs to apologize to Jen for saying it smelled like hospital, a scent she is very sensitive and triggers a lot for Mary, when Jen complains about how she just came from the hospital where her aunt had both legs amputated.  Mary even says well maybe the aunt didn't have a healthy diet (OMGoodness, did she really just say that) and I am here for it all.  

This goes down during a party which Jen has planned for herself  her good friend Meredith's birthday. It is a gorgeous over the top party with roses, new furniture she brings in to rearrange along with a tent and runway because everyone needs a runway for a party, duh.   There's also a lot of alcohol and of course they talk about alcohol (which nobody points out is reduced and not as strong in Utah, the first thing all my non-LDS cousin couldn't stop talking about when he visited because it isn't any cheaper according to him, but takes longer so much longer to get buzzed) but then Heather has to make a comment about how all the Mormons at the party will basically be drinking in a corner.  But really she means cultural Mormons, because so much of Utah was founded with the religion when it began, but so many people have fallen away, that it really is like being Jew.  It's a religion, but it's also a culture.  I subscribe to the religion part, but I am still adjusting to the culture of it all, so this part of the show amuses me instead of angering me. Dude, if you wanna drink - go drink!  Nobody cares.  But don't come to church and pretend you don't drink.  Hypocrites.  I gave up alcohol myself 11 years ago to join the Church, so I know firsthand how fun and awesome it is to get wasted, but also how wreckless and the painful dumb things we all did while drinking.  Luckily, I never got hung over because I drank tons of water, but I hear it's awful and if you're wondering what it feels like, it feels like you just had a new baby.  There, now every new mom has felt hungover.  To the max. 

Overall, I know a lot of my Latter-day Saints friends will be pissed about the show.  "Whitney Rose wasn't ex-communicated, she left" but honestly guys, who cares?!  We all know these are not real "Mormons" and that they are going to poke fun at our religion, say things like, "I love blacks, I love homosexuals, and the Church does not love them" or how being a "good Mormon" means "don't drink, don't swear, treat your body like a Temple."  LOL.  If only guys.  It takes way WAY more than that, and probably a testimony is the most important part, but that doesn't sell.  That's not exciting! Look, it took me a lot of serious conversations with missionaries and my own studying but when you feel the Spirit, you just KNOW!  I don't think they've felt the Spirit though, doubt they even know what that is... but what I felt by watching was definitely the spirit of wanting more of the pure entertainment.  I think no publicity is bad publicity, because I'm pleased that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints put an ad into the Book of Mormon musical about "loved the show? The book is even better!" (I've heard, I've not actuall seen the musical, just watched the numbers and read about the plotline). Anyway, I'm here for it all!  And since so many of my LDS friends won't be watching it, I'm willing to take one for the team and post recaps every week.  

Bring it on RHOSLC! 

Laundry: The Never-Ending Story Of MY Life

I suppose the same can be said about cooking and cleaning, but for some reason, I don't ever forget to cook, and cleaning can be ignored without a huge devastating consequence, but laundry is something that when forgotten, really comes back to bite me in the butt. 

Since I spend so much of my time in the laundry room, that was the second room in our new house that I wanted to update.  I had updated the dreary and foreboding red in my office to a light gray/purple which has always been a dream of mine ( I am in love with the color purple but a darker purple might have been too much for me...) plus I needed it to be bright and airy for when I do my meetings (I'm a speaking coach at night via Zoom).

So the first thing I did before I even began taking off the cabinets to paint white (they used to be brown) was make this print.  It was the motivating image in my update.  I did black and white with blues, and this print sits perfectly before and after the update.  Some of you have asked for it, so here it is.  Just save it as a JPG and print it at Costco or any other photo printer.  Enjoy! 

Download Laundry print here

Freebie: Family Advent Calendar Printable!

Dear friends, 

I made this for our family, but thought I should share with everyone else!  If you're looking for something basic to do, I'm your girl! If you don't have snow, you'll have to substitute for playing outside, in leaves, etc. 

Download PDF here

Love, 

Daisy