Thursday, January 9, 2014

My Kid On Fat

Jordan: What's that Mommy? pointing to my stomach and watching it ebb and flow
Me: That's fat.
Jordan: Oh, when is him coming out?
Me: Hopefully soon.
Jordan: I want to play with Fat.  I want Fat to come out and play.
Me:  Okay.

A few days later.

Jordan: I miss fat.  When is him coming out?
Me: I'm not sure.
Jordan: Fat's mine.  He's my friend.

1 comment:

Lauren said...

HAHAHAHA! This is the first time I have read any one's blog in months, and I am so glad it was the first thing I read. Oh, man. Awesome.