Jordan: What's that Mommy? pointing to my stomach and watching it ebb and flow
Me: That's fat.
Jordan: Oh, when is him coming out?
Me: Hopefully soon.
Jordan: I want to play with Fat. I want Fat to come out and play.
A few days later.
Jordan: I miss fat. When is him coming out?
Me: I'm not sure.
Jordan: Fat's mine. He's my friend.