I've never been more excited or grateful for a work bonus. In the past, it was always an expectation, a measure of how awesome or awful I was... but this is the first time I truly didn't expect anything and have been pleasantly surprised by the Company's goodwill to me during this holiday season. I am jumping with joy. Shouting with excitement. Leaping with glee.
And with that, Jordan and I had an orange julius AND a pretzel from Auntie Anne's at the mall yesterday. We're ballers... I know.